As much as I'd like to watch the English, Canadian leaders' debate tonight, especially since Steven Harper has turned himself into Mr. Rogers in that soft blue sweater... I cannot. It's too good to pass up, it's the VP debate! woo hooTo the tune of the famous Looney Tunes & Muppet show song...
Tonight's the night, the big debate.
I bet'cha that, it's gonna be great.
No more being cloistered, she's hittin' the stage
In glasses that're all the rage!
The secret service, will be there;
just in case there is a scare.
If commies show up, they're soon on the run
'cause Sarah's got her gun.
The issues here... oh never mind!
The point of them, she seldom finds.
Joe 6 pack's in the place,
On with the VP race!
ps... Admitting my ignorance here, I had to Google, "joe 6 pack." Apparently it means, Joe Average, or John Q. Public. I guess I should have pulled out the Redneck dictionary?
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